For those… who do not know… the guy on the left is Carl Robert Jakobson. He’s a relatively famous guy. I’m not him. I can’t help you with your papers on my works because… they’re not my works. So … good luck to you and I hope all goes well on your philosophy and communications classes.
The guy on the right… is ME. You can tell it’s me because the guy looks pissed off and exhausted. Yup. Me. I can help you with your papers on communications involving somethings – the internet – computers – alien conspiracy theories – proper summoning rituals used by 15th century Shaman and a lot of other stuff I’ll make up and TELL YOU that it’s true… but fact is… the guy up top… is the guy you want. He died in 1882 in Estonia, so … good luck with trying to get any money out of him if he owes it to you, and any help on your papers.